Artwork on the front and back Unisex XS–5XL Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric Regular fit Fabric composition varies by color

SAPPHIC HALLOWEEN TEES · FRONT + BACK SURVIVAL HORROR TEE

The Hills Have Gays

A sapphic riff on The Hills Have Eyes.

Somewhere out in the desert, something is watching. Unfortunately for them, it’s gay.

The hills have eyes. The gays have axes.

The Hills Have Gays takes sun-scorched survival horror and drops it directly into sapphic chaos—grindhouse grit, desert danger, camp, blood, and the strong feeling that somebody should have turned the car around several exits ago. The front features two battle-worn women stranded in a brutal desert landscape beneath:

“The Hills Have Gays” “The lucky ones come out alive.”

Turn it around and the nightmare keeps going with a bloodied femme beneath a blazing desert sunset, axe in hand, paired with:

“The Hills Are Alive… With The Sound Of Sirens.”

Because apparently the hills weren’t scary enough already. Distressed grindhouse artwork meets sapphic survival-horror energy in a tee made for queer horror fans, Halloween season, movie-night lesbians, final girls with girlfriends, and anyone who likes their horror dusty, dangerous, dramatic, and just a little unhinged.

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