The Texas Flannel Massacre

Some families pass down recipes. Ours passes down flannel.

The Texas Flannel Massacre is sapphic slasher horror for anyone who believes plaid is appropriate for pumpkin patches, first dates, and sprinting through the woods away from something carrying a chainsaw. The front brings full vintage grindhouse energy with a blazing sunset, isolated farmhouse, windmill, and a flannel-clad figure raising a chainsaw overhead. Turn it around and the back delivers the only family rule that really matters: Maximum plaid. Maximum sapphic chaos. It's a ridiculous queer spin on classic slasher horror made for butches, mascs, femmes who love them, flannel enthusiasts, horror lesbians, spooky-season sapphics, and anyone whose autumn wardrobe looks suspiciously like they might survive at least the first half of a horror movie. Wear it to Halloween parties, horror marathons, fall outings, pumpkin patches, or year-round whenever your outfit needs considerably more lesbian chainsaw energy.